Don't got a clue.
I'm fucking lost. I have a hot girlfriend. I have great friends. I live in California. But I still feel like all of it's not real.
Don't got a clue.
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devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?
devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?
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dekutree:

how much bacon u got
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metmartinez:

thechanelmuse:

theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

lowkey MIA is fucken tight
metmartinez:

thechanelmuse:

theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

lowkey MIA is fucken tight
metmartinez:

thechanelmuse:

theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

lowkey MIA is fucken tight
metmartinez:

thechanelmuse:

theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

lowkey MIA is fucken tight
metmartinez:

thechanelmuse:

theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

lowkey MIA is fucken tight
metmartinez:

thechanelmuse:

theamazingariel:

MIA is entirely too turnt

This video is still on a whole nother level

lowkey MIA is fucken tight
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h3lla-fitzgerald:

can we talk about this
THERE’S A GODDAMN LUCHADORE BIRD POKEMON AND NONE OF YOU DOUCHEBAGS BOTHERED TO TELL ME?
DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT THIS CHANGES?
GODDAMN EVERYTHING
LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. HE’S READY TO GRAPPLE AND SUPLEX THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOUR POKEMON, YOUR MOM, YOUR DAD, AND YOUR WHOLE GODDAMN EXTENDED FAMILY
WANNA HEAR WHAT THE POKEDEX SAYS ABOUT THIS UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF PURE WRESTLING INSANITY WHILE IT PISSES IT’S ELECTRONIC PANTS?
"Although its body is small, its proficient fighting skills enable it to keep up with big bruisers like Machamp and Hariyama."
THAT’S RIGHT PANTSHITTER MACHAMP AND HARIYAMA

Machamp “The Superpower Pokemon”
Height: 5’03”
Weight: 286.6 lbs

Hariyama “The Armthrust Pokemon”
Height: 7’07”
Weight: 559.5 lbs
Hawlucha?
HEIGHT: 2’07”
WEIGHT: 47.4 lbs
THAT’S RIGHT THIS BIRD IS BARELY THE SIZE OF A TODDLER AND HE HANGS WITH A QUARTER TON SUMO WRESTLER AND A POKEMON CALLED THE FUCKING “SUPERPOWER POKEMON”
Hey pal, what’s your favorite pokemon?
Charizard?
FUCK YOUR PUNK-ASS CHARIZARD, THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL FUCKING MOONSAULT HIS BITCH-ASS OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY!
THAT’S RIGHT DICKLORD! HE’S FUCKING FLYING/FIGHTING TYPE!
"But doesn’t that make him weak against like nine types?"
SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU BEING PUT INTO THE MEANEST COBRA CLUTCH OF YOUR LIFE BY A FUCKING TWO FOOT TALL BIRD!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FRENCH CALL THIS HARD-ASS MOTHERFUCKER? 
BRUTALIBRE
THAT’S RIGHT THE FRENCH KNOW WHEN YOU SEE A HAWLUCHA IN THE TALL GRASS YOU BEST JUST MOVE ALONG BITCH BEFORE HE GIVES YOU THE MOST BRUTAL ELBOW DROP YOU’VE EVER HEARD OF!
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snipes187:

yourefavoritecatlady:

One of the signs that was posted before we entered the michigan cannabis cup





Imisssss dabbbing😥
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everythingstonedisbetter:

Childhood.


Put donkey king back in you